Symbolism&Metaphor

Chris

Chris is the editor of Symbolism & Metaphor, which means he spends most of his week reading other people’s essays twice and his own four times. He started the magazine in 2024 after fifteen years in newsrooms left him convinced that the most interesting stories were never the ones on the front page — they were the small, repeating ones happening at kitchen tables and on station platforms.

27 Most Ridiculous HOA Rules You Have to See to Believe

The following list highlights some of the most baffling and restrictive regulations found in planned communities across the country. While these stories sound like urban legends, they are documented cases of neighborhood governance taken to the ultimate extreme. To respect the privacy of the homeowners involved and avoid unnecessary legal entanglements, we have omitted the […]

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60 ‘Bucket List’ Golf Courses Every Golfer Must Play Before They Die

Nano Banana Every serious golfer has at least one dream course they would drop everything to play tomorrow. Maybe it’s the cliffs of Pebble Beach, the history of St Andrews, or the impossible beauty of Augusta National. These are the courses golfers talk about for decades, save for for years, and remember forever after just

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45 Plants That Add the Most Value to Your Property and Boost Its Curb Appeal

Landscaping is one of the few exterior investments buyers consistently respond to. A Virginia Tech review of the research found sophisticated landscaping increased perceived home value by 5–13% over homes with bare lawns — the most credible figure in the literature. Trade groups often quote higher numbers. Treat anything over 15% with skepticism. But the

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Would You Paint Your Front Door This Color? Here Are 50 Bold Choices

A front door is the simplest (and most affordable) dramatic change you can make to a house. Two coats of paint, a free afternoon, and the same building reads differently to everyone who drives past it. Historic. Modern. Coastal. Formal. Cared for.  Or even forgettable. Because the wrong front door color doesn’t make a house ugly

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The Alchemical Mess: The Case for Cooking Badly, Slowly

In the era of the “algorithmic kitchen,” we are besieged by the cult of perfection. Social media feeds are a relentless parade of glossy emulsions, perfectly cross-sectioned sourdough, and vibrant salads that look more like architecture than nourishment. We have been taught that cooking is a performance—a high-stakes pursuit of “mastery” where the goal is

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